Full Name Email Address What did we Phuck up? Select a complaint No art car No art car No art car Seriously, you should have an art car Other Explain why we need an art car: Dear Party Leadership: It has come to the attention of several of your most loyal and dedicated party people that there is a serious gap in the overall brand strategy, competitive strategy and foundational basis of Campy Phuckit. We lack an Art Car. We are gravely concerned that this gap is going to shake the very foundation of the collective, the very fabric of our outfits and ou party nation (and our nation’s party). The brand of Camp Phuckit is one of creative greatness and that greatness requires transportation. Think of how much we could spread the word of Phuckit if we were able to go mobile. Additionally, studies show that 56% of successful social clubs have an art car. And that 42% of unsuccessful social clubs yearn for an art car and believe that it is the only need-to-have holding them back from the annals of history. How can we be expected to compete for members, for the most sparkly, the most stoopy, the most creatively insane if potential members doubt the commitment of our leadership to deliver this very low bar of success. And finally, we strongly believe that continuing to deny the people an Art Car raises environmental concerns, criminal justice concerns and sends us spinning wildly towards a Constitutional Crisis. (As an addendum-de-dum-dum, we may also need a Constitution.) There is an Art Car-shaped hole in all our hearts. Let’s make parties great again. Thank you for time and consideration.
